Category Archives: How-to

Johnny-Sells Speaks Your Language

See something you like, but don’t speak English? Send me a message in your language and I will try to translate it using an online translator. I will try to reply in your language. Johnny@Johnny-Sells.com Johnny-Sells parle votre langue ! … Continue reading

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I didn’t like “Inside Llewyn Davis”

All the critics are raving about this movie and I’m scratching my head.   I like a lot of the Coen Brothers movies, but this one stinks. It’s got no real plot, the main character is a total jerk. There are … Continue reading

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Stick him on a half apple and hit him in the face with a baby – the not so glamorous life of a TV and film actor

Lights! Camera! Action! I was an actor for 20 years before I became an eBay seller. I had some success in commercials. I was the dancing husband in a Payless Shoes commercial, the frustrated business traveler unable to phone home … Continue reading

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Worst Phony Phishing Email Ever!

I’ve gotten some fake emails soliciting everything from the co-ownership of a gold mine to an offer of marriage from a Nigerian general’s daughter.  But this the the worst ever.  I have taken out the dangerous link, so you won’t … Continue reading

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How to Replace a Brake Lamp on a 2009 Subaru Outback

We just got out of the car at a downtown parking lot when this really nice guy asked if we knew our brake light was burned out.   I was happy this good Samaritan gave us the news instead of a … Continue reading

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